He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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