You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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