Porn is love you can see.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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