weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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