whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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