well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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