the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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