I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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