She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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