Where did you get a picture of my penis
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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