im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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