Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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