I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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