is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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