guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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