Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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