Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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