Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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