i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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