Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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