I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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