Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
someone owes me an orgasm
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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