do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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