big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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