she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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