I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize