wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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