We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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