Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
