I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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