White coat. Heels.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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