I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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