Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
zippers are such a cool invention
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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