Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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