okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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