two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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