That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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