so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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