White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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