just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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