i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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