i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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