I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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