"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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