we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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