David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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