Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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