you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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