I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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