I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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