the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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